Mocking mocking

Len zegt:
Don't mock my 1337... seeing... skillz.
Troy zegt:
You might want to close your eyes, then, as mocking /may/ become iminent if we continue this line of conversation.
Len zegt:
Troy, have we ever been in /any/ line of conversation where mocking was completely excluded as a possibility?
Troy zegt:
I'm thinking hard about that one.
Len zegt:
I always thought that was part of the charm of our conversations, in fact.
Troy zegt:
No, wait. I'm really thinking about it.

[Five minutes pass]

Troy zegt:
Nope, I'm dry. Can't actually think of a single conversation in the last however many years.
Len zegt:
Thank you.
Troy zegt:
A pleasure as always.

Troy zegt:
... Whoopsie-doodle. *snrk* See, why can't you hit on me while you're drunk?
Len zegt:
Because you're Troy. It would be weird. *pause* Which, mind, has never stopped my alcohol-fueled mind from doing so to other people, so you probably just have really piss-poor timing.