1 post tagged “one phone call”
Who would you call with your one phone call if arrested? (No lawyers!)
Simon. He'd call Troy, they'd bring tanks, I wouldn't be in there for long.
Simon zegt: Is this your subtle way of telling me you've been arrested, and I should bring tanks? *snicker* This is assuming I'd had my tea for the morning. Len zegt: Obviously. That's why I call Simon first; he'll show up at your house with a pick axe, a trout, and a surly disposition. Troy zegt: We'll have a cup of tea, then be on our way. Len zegt: I think it'd be hard to have a cup of tea with a pick axe lodged in your arm, Troy. I say the arms because I imagine Simon would be vaguely lenient in the mornings if there was a tank inferno in the plans. Troy zegt: Yeah, I can see that. Simon on my doorstep, hefting roadworking equipment. "Come on, Rommel. There's mischief afoot." Lenzegt: I'm not sure he'd say 'Rommel', exactly. He'd probably just call you Fucknut or something equally endearing. Simon zegt: Troy got it all wrong. It's be "Oi, Fucknut. We're blowing shit up. And rescuing Len if she survives. Let's go" Shush, you mentioned tanks. I'm having a moment. Len zegt: Okay. Troy zegt: *ballet montage with tanks!* Okay, I'm good. -- Troy zegt: Not my faaaault. Well, entirely my fault. I just don't feel like taking responsibility. *preens* Len zegt: Troy's motto in life, ladies and gentlemen.
